This reminds me of those Kaplin College commercials... "I can't get a job because I didn't go to school. I didn't go to school because I don't have any money. I don't have any money because I can't get a job....
Well, here's one
You didn't go to school because the school was underfunded.
The school was underfunded because you didn't go to school.
You didn't go to school because the school was underfunded.
The school was underfunded because you didn't go to school.
You didn't go to school because the school was underfunded.
The school was underfunded because you didn't go to school.
You didn't go to school because the school was underfunded.
The school was underfunded because you didn't go to school.
You didn't go to school because the school was underfunded.
The school was underfunded because you didn't go to school.
You didn't go to school because the school was underfunded.
The school was underfunded because you didn't go to school.
...
Where does it end?